I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt being the greatest father in the history of great fathers…

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

anarchistlovesongs:

scoundrelqueen:

- We’re out of pizza 
- No more donuts
-We don’t sell quinoa
-Nutella has gone bankrupt 

Puppies have gone extinct  
Tumblr has shut down
Wearing black now illegal
Cheez-its factories closed 

anarchistlovesongs:

scoundrelqueen:

- We’re out of pizza 

- No more donuts

-We don’t sell quinoa

-Nutella has gone bankrupt 

  • Puppies have gone extinct  
  • Tumblr has shut down
  • Wearing black now illegal
  • Cheez-its factories closed 

itstonybetch:

so fetch

shwagerr:

LMAO

shwagerr:

LMAO

carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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lawebloca:

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Fail ** video **

lawebloca:

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Fail ** video **

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this